ABUNCH of em would be great... if u wanna
Either CUTE, ironic, funny, or wise.
I love play on play words thanks a ton!!!
FUNNY QUOTES -
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.” - Robert Frost
“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.” - Jeff Foxworthy
“Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave” - Quentin Crisp
“The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.” - Albert Einstein
“I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the fourth... rocks."” - Albert Einstein
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” - George Bush
“He laughs best who laughs last.” - English Proverb
“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.” - Dave Barry
“Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.” - Dave Barry
WISE QUOTES -
“Wisdom is nothing more than healed pain.” - Robert Gary Lee
“It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.” - 马克 Twain
“He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue” - 马克 Twain
“The fool wonders, the wise man asks.” - Benjamin Disraeli
“Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.” - Sandra Carey
“The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are” - C.S. Lewis
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” - Winston Churchill
“A wise man changes his mind, a fool never” - Spanish Proverb
“Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.” ". The Real "Best Answer" Is For Yahoo! Answers TO BAN JoW For CHEATING!
--RetroRay
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
1. Creepy Guy
2. My Passive Aggressive Friend's Thinly-Veiled Hostility Makes Me Nervous
3. Single Girl's Love Song
4. Learning Annex
5. So Not Cute
6. Stealth Hot
7. Sometimes I Do
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about...?
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile... :)
I like animals… they taste good with ketchup :)
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. :)
Just close your eyes and pretend it’s all a dream… that’s how I get by.~ Jack Sparrow
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: Saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world~ Brandi Snyder
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives...
There’s always a little truth behind every "just kidding". A little knowledge behind "I don’t know". A little emotion behind every "I don’t care". And a little pain behind every "its okay."
The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in.
We are all a little weird and life's agreat song quotes for facebook little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams
The power of Imagination Makes us infanite
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine
One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure
If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they’d never ask you to
My night has become a sunny dawn because of you...
Be yourself because everyone else is taken.
If it doesn't work out its not meant to be... Everything happens for a reason :)
Do what you want to do, there are only so many tomorrows?
If you're going through hell, keep on moving, face that fire, walk right through it, you might get out before the devil even knows you're there....
Love. Optimism. Forgiveness. Those are the three things that make this world work through all it's crazy times.
The sexiest curve on your body is your smile.
You should go eat makeup, that way maybe you'll be prettier on the inside.
You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love.
Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good.
?"You know, Z, you're weird about your brown pop."
"Whatever, Miss Lucky Charms."
"Hey, Lucky Charms are good for you."
"Really? So, tell me, what are marshmallows--- a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Both. They're unique--- like me."
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.
We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature.
The only regrets in life, are the risks you didn't take.
Nothing's More Annoying Than A Skinny Person In The Mirror Saying They're Fat.
For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself and the other for helping others.
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
The problem with peoplegreat song quotes for facebook who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
"if you got it, flaunt it. boy i know you want it." -beyonce
"i'm tryna kick it girl. you keep gettin in the way and i can't look at other women when you all up in my face" -loggy
"sunshine sunshine is fine feel it in my skin warmin up my mind" -atmosphere
"after we got done i said lady whats your number she said 911 haaa" -lil wayne
"if you wanna get with me theres somethings you gotta know, i like my beats fast and my bass down low"- the cataracs
"you can't imagine the immensity of the AV儿劣* im not givin"-ke$ha
"i woke up the next morning with a smile on my face, and a long list of gentlemen happy to take your place"-demi lovato
"you can count on me like 1, 2, 3, ill be there"- bruno mars
"lyin by your side i never feel this right i know its real this time cuz my heart is yours" - justin nozuka
"girls think im conceded cuz i know im attractive. don't worry about what i think why dont you ask him?" -keri hilson
"girl i do adore you. put no one before you. you are what you call a beautiful creation" - carlo anton
"all my ladies if you feel it do it do it whip yo haiiir" - willow smith
"you can look all over but nopee youll never find hot AV儿劣* like mine cuz i provide dat new new"- kid cudi
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